el dorado
scenes from the road
by   rob   wittig
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-------------------------		 ----- > ------------------------------------------- windshield & road ------------------- "Damn it!
We must have missed it!"
We're already at the next town!"



-----------------------------------------------------------------------		 "Turn around, then.
The map says Hamburg, Illinois is right here."



-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------		   -------------------- "You were supposed to be looking."





---------------------------------------------------------		 "You were supposed to be looking."





-----------------------------------------------------------		 "Shut up."

"No, you shut up."

"No, you shut up."

------------------------------------------		 "CUT IT OUT back there!"

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------		 "We can't have driven through it.
We saw no 'Main Street'!



------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------		 "We saw no 'Lincoln Street.'
No public swimming pool, no 4th of July gazebo,
no bar with broken Budweiser sign.
None of the things that All Illinois Towns Must Have."



------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------		 "When we get to the cross
of this road and county road NN
that's Hamburg."



---------------------------------------------------------		 "Look for NN!"



-----------------------------------------		 "You look for NN!"



----------------------------------------------------		 "I just said that!"



-------------------------------------------		 "Dut dut dut! CUT IT OUT!"



---------------------------------------------------- from - the - back - seat - grumbling ------------------		 "Train! Train! Cool-O-sweet!"



------------------------------------------------------------		 "Lemme pull up alongside the engine!
We'll catch him!"
  ------------------------------------------		 "Now Dierk, Dierk!
Put your hand up like this and pull down!
Do it! Do it!
Let the engineer see you!"



-----------------------------------------		    --------------------------------------------------- having - Dierk's - signal - seen - the - train - its - whistle - blows ---------------------- "Möööööööööööp!"



----------------------------------------------------------------------		 "Hee hee hee hee hee!"



----------------------------------- rare - wonderous - actual - "hee - hee" - Dierk - laugh -------------------------------------------		 "Aha! Intersection ahead!
County road NN!"



--------------------------------------------------------------------------		 "Hee heeee hee hee hee!"



-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------		 "Shit.
Here we are."



--------------------------------------------------------------		 "Hee hee hee hee!"



-------------------------------------------------------------		 "Shit.

This is 'it', I guess.
Let's get out and 'explore' ."



---------------------------------------------------------		 "Lady and gentlemen, I give you . . . Hamburg, Illinois!"
  ------------------------------------------------		   --------------------------------------------   ------- "It's so weird! Every German city
has some kind of downtown.
A church or something."



------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------		   --------------------------- "It's 'a different kind of city'. "



------------------------------------------------------		 "Hee heee hee!"



---------------------------------------------------		   ----------------------------- "One house."



------------------------------------------------		 "One flag."



-------------------------------------------------------- of - Hamburg - Illinois - sole - resident - one - plastic - deer 		   -----------------------------------------------------   ------ "Hee hee heeeeee!
Der fabled lost city!
El Dorado."



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el dorado
scenes from the road
by   rob   wittig
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scene 1
scene 2
scene 3
scene 4
scene 5
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