el dorado
scenes from the road
by   rob   wittig
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scene 2
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scene 4
scene 5
scene 6

-------------------------		 ----- > -------------------------------------------   "That biker-looking guy
in the motel last night was sooooooo creepy!
Did you see how he stared at Tina?

With his wife and kid sitting right there?"



----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------		 "They had a big fight,
outside,
around two in the morning."



---------------------------------------------------------------------		 "No shit! I didn't hear a thing."



----------------------------------------------------------------------------		 "Dierk and I stayed up late
drinking beer."



------------- Christopher - Cunanan - and - Eleina - Johnson, - siblings - of - Andrew - Cunanan, - speak - on - "PrimeTime - Live"
(Tina . Dierk . Motel . Beer)

Dierk & Tina as Cunanan's bro & sis		 --------------- "We gotta get more coffee!"



-------------------------------------------------------------------------------		 "My God!
Somebody change the radio station
before I scream!"



--------------------------- hideous - New - Age - Music - playing - is 		 dial


----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------		 "Yeesh!
Not much to choose from."



------------------------------------------------------------------		 "Let's go for the
Slightly more upbeat Country, I guess."



-------------------------------------------------------------------		 dial


---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------		 "Uh oh."



---------------------------------		 "What?"



------------------------------------------		 "Joy . . . "



----------------------------		 . . . the word 'Joy' is your tip-off that this
is a Christian station."



----------------------------- ominous - as - in - horror - movies - music - crashing ---------------------------		 "Nobody else has 'joy' ."



------------------------------------------------------------------- one - farm - passing 		   ---------------------------------------------- "I never knew before I came here
how HUGE religion is in America."



----------------------------------------------------------------------------------		   -------- "My friend Philip,
godfather of Invisible Seattle,
once said: . . . 



------------------------------------------------------------------------------		 'You've got to remember
the American Constitution was written during a 20-year period
when the Enlightenment was a fad.

Before and after, it's all religious nuts! ' "



------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------		 --------------------------------------------------- Dierk - onto - one - hip - rolling - & - under - ass - reaching "May I offer anyone
a smooshed Twinkie?"



---------------------------------------------------------------------		 "Let's listen to a preacher,
then."



-----------------------------------------		 dial


-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------		 "Woah.
This preacher's pretty good.
He's crankin' it up."



--------------------------------------------------------------------		 dial


----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------		 "Creepy.
Creep-o-mat."


-----------		   -------------------------------------------- "Yeah, creep-o-mat.

Pastor Rick does notknow

how to deal with that."



---------------------------------------------------------------------		 "Coffee!"



---------------------------------		 "Good eye!

Coffee & bushes break!

I'll get gas."



------------------------------------------------- on - gas - pumps - hand - written - signs - are 
(signs: NO GAS . NO FUEL . NO GAS. NO GAS . SORRY)
---------------------------------  -----------------------------------
 "That was so weird! . . .
---------  -------------------------		 . . . It was like walking into somebody's living room!
The whole family just standing around.
They didn't have coffee.
They said there were no bathrooms."



----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------		 "Probably going out of business.


Let's get out of here."



--------------------------------------------------------------------------		 "Sad."



----------------------------------------------------		 "Sad-o-mat."



--------------------------------------------------------------		 "What does 'apostasy' mean?"



---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------		   ------- "Apostasy's is a big chain store
kinda like Wal-Mart."



----------------------------------------------------		 dial


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el dorado
scenes from the road
by   rob   wittig
_

scene 1
scene 2
-- scene 3 --
scene 4
scene 5
scene 6

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