Restaurant Reviews

Have you seen the restaurant? I eat there every day and I love it.

The waiters are all dead! and wear nothing.

You have to eat with a nail. Everything is served with poison!

But you should taste the sandwiches! Yesterday I had one which was filled with fingers and toes. And you should taste the drinks. Yesterday with my sandwich I drank citric acid and it tasted tremendous!

The Monster Motel has the best restaurant ever!