Once
upon a midnight dreary,fingers
cramped and vision bleary, System
manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor, Longing
for the warmth of bedsheets, Still
I sat there, doing spreadsheets: Having
reached the bottom line, I
took a book to bed. Typing
kissed the book, a long French one hubba hubba But
got instead a reprimand: it read "What took you?".