| This is Bad Machine,         a piece of interactive fiction. If you have never played a piece of interactive         fiction before, here         are some instructions. These are for IF in general, but the gist is         correct for this specific piece.   The game is playing         on this page in an applet (so you may need to click on the game window         before entering your commands). If you'd rather play it locally on your         computer, you can download the platform-independent         gamefile and an interpreter for your platform (Windows,         MacOS,         Linux,         or something else).         The advantage of downloading is a somewhat faster response time, cleaner         UI, and being able to save your game and resume it later, but it is also         perfectly playable as an applet on this page.                |