Missy always took forever to get ready, but only if we were going to the local dive to shoot pool.  That’s where she liked to find herself, as well as her men.  Missy owned special low cut shirts, v-necks to the extreme, bought, saved, and worn on Two Dogs nights.  Two Dogs was the name of the fruity wine coolers she drank, holding one in each hand, she’d take a drink from each, keeping it equal, one for her and one for the girls.  That’s how she referred to her double DD’s anyway.

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