My god is a well informed god.

An unauthorized copy of your Zen meditation game Yotz! has been found in backup lattices belonging to the IRS Enforcement Division.

Jill Gilbert says she will trade the tuna for the frozen head. The god of creation is insane.

Dr. Aziz's agent has been upgraded and will no longer return my calls. The remains of Herve Villechaize are not for sale at the present time.

Cyberspace is vast, shiny, and infinitely bright. I am the sum of all that I perceive.

Your mother called.