| Other |  D |
The job of keeping up appearances can take a lifetime. For a prescriptive list, please consult an expert in your area. When you can no longer keep up appearances, please plan for retirement. | be sure to put up Christmas Lights and send cards | put on face cream every night | end game | ||
| tilt | Beauty Only | |
wear expensive clothes | keep your underwear mended | Plan for Retirement | end game | |
| gameover | Beauty and Sex | E |
join a country club and take up golf | weed your dichondra lawn regularly | end game | ||
| complaint box | know the scores of all the games | get a face lift before you need it |