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// The Mythmaker Function

function makeMythOfLove(luv) {
for (var i = 0; i < luv; i++) this[i] = null;
this.length = luv;
}

// This is where the mythmaker tells stories about love.

piece = new makeMythOfLove (4)

piece[0] = "Aphrodisiacal numbers are pairs of numbers such that each number is the sum of the divisors -- the numbers that can be divided evenly by an aphrodisiacal number -- of the other number.

Sum of divisors of 220 = 1+2+4+5+10+11+20+22+44+55+110 = 284
Sum of divisors of 284 = 1+2+4+71+142 = 220
Other pairs besides the one above are 1184 and 1210, 17,296 and 18,416, and 9,363,584 and 9,437,056...

According to some Arab numerologists, when a man (or woman) carves each of the aphrodisiacal numbers on a fruit, eats the first fruit and then offer the second one to someone he/she loves, if that person eats the fruit he/she can hope for love success"

piece[1] = "If a man mixes the powder of the milk hedge plant, and the kantaka plant with the excrement of a monkey and the powdered root of the lanjalika plant, and throws this mixture on a woman, she will not love anybody else afterwards"

piece[2] = "Here is a concoction for restoring the strength and almost for resuscitating the dead, according to the 13th century physician Anselmus de Boot:

Place pearls in a strong vinegar, lemon juice, spirits of vitrio or sulphur, until they become liquified. Note, care should be taken to cover the glass carefully lest the essence should escape. Add more lemon juice, decant the milky liquid that results, and add sugar to sweeten. To each four ounces of this pearl liquid, add an ounce of rose water, an ounce of tincture of strawberries, and two ounces of cinnamon water. Shake well and proceed to drink from one to 2-1/2 ounces"

piece[3] = "If a man thickens the juice of the fruits of the cassia fistula, and the eugenia jambolana by mixing them with the powder of the soma plant, the vernonia anthelmintica, the eclipta prostata, and the lohopa-jihirka, and applies this composition to the yoni of a woman, and then has sexual intercourse with her, his love for her will be destroyed"

// The randomly telling generator.

function random(n) {
telling = (pick one & tells) % 0x7fffffff;
return (telling >> 16) % n;
}

var now = new MythOfLove()
var telling = now.getStory() % 0xffffffff

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